From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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