youre lurking in front of me
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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