Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Randomize
