Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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