Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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