i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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