I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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