smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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