i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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