I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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