Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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