Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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