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Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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