That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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