so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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