At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize