Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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