Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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