Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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