Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
