Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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