rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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