were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
