i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Boobs are out for the taking
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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