absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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