you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
of course. lets lasso hookers.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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