so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
