everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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