Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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