Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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