I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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