so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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