Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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