how do flat chested girls get laid?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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