mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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