super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Just cropdusted the office
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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