This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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