The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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