did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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