is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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