I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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