Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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