Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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