She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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