Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Success! We fucked roommates!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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