You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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