so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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