I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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