I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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