you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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