D3 body, D1 cock
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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