Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I looked at my own cervix.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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