whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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