Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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